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Elijah

Elijah

Jokes 4

Where is the warmest part of the room? The corner, it’s 90 degrees! What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn’t a cat? A kitten  What kind of dance does a bun do? Abundance Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Theodore. Theodore who? Theodore is closed, open up! How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it!

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Elijah

Jokes 3

What do you like to call a guy who rings door bells? Buzz! When is a farmer cruel to his corn? At harvest time when he must pull its ears. How did Jonah feel when the whale swallowed him? Down in the mouth. When is a shellfish stronger than a shark? When it’s all mussel. Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the shark? Because it was a man-eating shark! What do you call a chicken without a head? A headless chicken! Why did the elephant walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance! How do  ...

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