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Elijah

Elijah

Jokes 2

What do you get when you cross a parrot with and elephant? A 10 tonne bird that eats peanuts! Which bird is always out of breath? A puffin! How was Moses able to part the Red Sea? He used a sea-saw! Why is a barn so noisy? Because the cows have horns! Why do elephant’s tusks stick out? Because their parents couldn’t afford braces! Why does your mother always buy maple furniture? Because they don’t make strawberry or vanilla! How do you stop a dog from barking in the back  ...

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