What do you like to call a guy who rings door bells?
When is a farmer cruel to his corn?
At harvest time when he must pull its ears.
How did Jonah feel when the whale swallowed him?
Down in the mouth.
When is a shellfish stronger than a shark?
When it’s all mussel.
Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the shark?
Because it was a man-eating shark!
What do you call a chicken without a head?
A headless chicken!
Why did the elephant walk on two legs?
To give the ants a chance!
How do you stop a dog from smelling?
You hold it’s nose!
What is brown and sticky?
Why did the computer cross the road?
Because it was programmed by a chicken!