Elijah

Jokes 4

Sunday Jokes 4

Where is the warmest part of the room?
The corner, it’s 90 degrees!

What has a head like a cat, feet like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn’t a cat?
A kitten 

What kind of dance does a bun do?
Abundance

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is closed, open up!

How does Moses like his tea?
Hebrews it!

Elijah