Why is Sunday the strongest day?
Because the others are weekdays
Who invented the first aeroplane that didn’t fly?
The Wrong Brothers
What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any girl named Patty
Oliver: I can lie in bed in the morning and watch the sun rise.
Chester: I can sit in the living room and see the kitchen sink!
Why didn’t the elephant cross the road?
Because it saw the zebra crossing
Why did the jelly roll?
Because it saw the apple turnover
What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?
A terrible smell you can’t get rid of!
Hubert: This match won’t light.
Gilbert: What’s the matter with it?
Hubert: I don’t know. It worked a minute ago.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the baseball team?
Because she ran away from the ball!
What do you call a tuba’s father?